The Best Lines Never Get Old.

Clarity and
simplicity —
the biological
parents
of longevity

Meet 128k, 300baud, Rob

We’ll give your kids a prize for being little monsters
Throwbacks
Even in the ‘80s, there’s still one guy who lives on a commune, spreads peace and love, and flies without wings
The thought of going back to school brings to mind a four-letter word
Throwbacks
The forecast for Friday morning: cauliflower
Bring Out The Santa In You, Freud
13 Shoe Stores, 1 Pet Store
25 Clothing Stores, 2 Toy Stores
Shake The Living, Wake The Dead, Cerwin-Vega
You want an intense high? Smoke you competition
The forecast for Friday morning: cauliflower
Home Theater, Cerwin-Vega Style, Cerwin-Vega
It’s like wearing crayons
The forecast for Friday morning: cauliflower