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My brand of brevity is
its own brand. As time
and attention are fleeting,
I open with a mic drop
and let your brand’s voice
resonate with confidence,
concision, and respect.
My brand of brevity is
its own brand. As time
and attention are fleeting,
I open with a mic drop
and let your brand’s voice
resonate with confidence,
concision, and respect.
These are my trademarks — which, in the simplest
of terms, illustrate that I’ll find your point of difference
and relentlessly sharpen it. Originality, owns.
These are my trademarks —
which, in the simplest of terms,
illustrate that I’ll find your point
of difference and relentlessly
sharpen it. Originality, owns.
These are my trademarks.
Which, in the simplest of terms,
illustrate that I’ll find your point
of difference and relentlessly
sharpen it. Originality, owns.
4 Months. Creativity
advanced by efficiency.
Instruction-tuned LLMs,
systematically evolving
you under the creative
direction of Rob Kell.
$10k / Month
3 Months. For your brand
story, the source code.
Your words — written to
be nothing less than your
bible. Imagination by RK,
automation by AI.
$10k / Month
2 Months. I’ll write your
most valuable sentence.
A bold, foundational,
trademarkable phrase
that’ll forever define
and endear your brand.
$10k / Month
1 Week. Badass headlines
are my art. And my sport.
I write simple, competitive
statements — as individual
solutions or, in the service
of continuity, campaigns.
$3k Each
4 Months. Creativity
advanced by efficiency.
Instruction-tuned LLMs,
systematically evolving
you under the creative
direction of Rob Kell.
$10k / Month
3 Months. For your brand
story, the source code.
Your words — written to
be nothing less than your
bible. Imagination by RK,
automation by AI.
$10k / Month
2 Months. I’ll write your
most valuable sentence.
A bold, foundational,
trademarkable phrase
that’ll instantly define
and endear your brand.
$10k / Month
1 Week. Badass headlines
are my art. And my sport.
I write simple, competitive
statements — as individual
solutions or, in the service
of continuity, campaigns.
$3k Each
Via Monthly Retainer, you can customize my service with whomever of me
serves you best — writer, designer, developer, prompt engineer, executive
creative director — or any brand-evolving amalgam thereof. $10k / Month
Via Monthly Retainer —
you can customize my service
with whomever of me serves
you best — writer, designer,
developer, prompt engineer,
executive creative director or
any brand-evolving amalgam
thereof. $10k / Month
50% off your first headline.
To earn your trust, I’ll give you all of me.
For half of me. We’ll start off with a chat,
after which I’ll deliver an unignorable,
brand-evolving RobLine. In 24 hours.
50% off your first headline.
To earn your trust, I’ll give
you all of me. For half of me.
We’ll start off with a chat,
after which I’ll deliver an
unignorable, brand-evolving,
RobLine. In 24 hours.
I offer my Sundays to non-profits for whom I create simple expressions of significance.
I offer my Sundays to non-profits for whom
I create simple expressions of significance.
Conceived of and created by
Rob Kell, the Goodness® message
for Mobile Loaves & Fishes
defines the mission that delivers
food and dignity to those in Austin
who find themselves in need.
Naturally, a mission of love and
acceptance is driven by Goodness®.
Conceived of and created by
Rob Kell, the Goodness® branding
for Mobile Loaves & Fishes has come
to define the mission that delivers
food and dignity to those in Austin
who find themselves in need.
Why yes, that is in fact a light from above.
No self-driving cars.
Just trucks, driven by the selfless.
Have a look >
No self-driving cars.
Just trucks, driven by the selfless.
Have a look >
Simplicity turns its gaze to spirituality.
View my work for Heartfulness Meditation of Hyderabad, India >
Simplicity turns its gaze to spirituality.
View my work for Heartfulness Meditation
of Hyderabad, India >
Systemized
The cost to outcompete —
$10k/month, over 2-4 months.
Let’s see if I’m worth it.
I can fully reframe your brand,
make its messages indelible, and
embolden its future in, at most,
4 months — making me the best
$40k-a-year writer, designer,
developer, prompt engineer,
and executive creative director
you will invariably ever find.
With each project, I promise you
trademarkable phrases. Plural.
I want you to own the words
that own your competition,
with the power to memorably
speak volumes — to billions.
Intellectual property,
as far as the eye can see.
Word by word, I voice decency.
In the service of which, I offer
clarity, simplicity, originality,
and deoxyribonucleic wit
as default-setting brand assets.
Imagination, now available
by subscription.
My work here is simple —
I find new ways to say nice
things, on which you can
build trust. And meaning., And delight., And community., And advantage., And confidence.
Wisdomized
My mentor was Ken Segall,
who named the iMac and wrote
“Here’s To The Crazy Ones.”
My role model was Hal Riney,
whom I’ll quote here: “there are
a lot of people in this business,
but damn few really good ones.”
That said, for human talent
with RobAI™, I’ve methodically
handpicked independent gods.
In design, motion, development,
identity, and creative coding.
Orbiting a universal nucleus,
you’ll find in abundance, stars.
Wisdomized
My mentor was Ken Segall,
who named the iMac and wrote
“Here’s To The Crazy Ones.”
My role model was Hal Riney,
whom I’ll quote here: “there are
a lot of people in this business,
but damn few really good ones.”
That said, for human talent
with RobAI™, I’ve methodically
handpicked independent gods.
In design, motion, development,
identity, and creative coding.
Orbiting a universal nucleus,
you’ll find in abundance, stars.
Awesomized
The automated agency
has its own operating system.
Meet RobOS.
Given the apps I use, mine is
more of a cooperating system.
A methodically organized,
if-this-then-efficiently-that,
entirely reimagined agency,
in which my assistants exceed
my expectations — requiring
exactly none of my assistance.
A framework from which
to design, develop, and deliver
unusually huge ideas.
I’ve created a 2-level pipeline.
Level 1 — AI. The single best
fact-ferreting tool in human
history is herein employed to
guide, inform, and advantage
everyone on Level 2. Aka, me.
More than a solopreneur —
a serial solopreneur.
I opened my first one-man shop
in Pasadena, California in 1987,
with a 128k Mac and a modem.
I insist of myself competence —
from copy, design, and code to
systematic automation and AI.
Singularly — I’m expensive.
Collectively — we’re a steal.
As the sworn enemy of needless babble
and insufferable smarm, I’ll greet you once
a month with five to ten thoroughly focused
minutes of informed simplicity, celebrating
beauty and brevity in culture and creativity.
Minimalism and Darwinism, welcome you.
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